teacher: you have a new classmate

me: please for the love of god be a hot boy

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

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bae: come over

me: do you have food

bae: my parents aren't home

me: are they coming back with food