*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*

me: BALLIN

me: BALL IS LIFE

me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS

me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."
- some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

(via hold-my-beer)